S. Valentine's Theory
about men and women
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2003, R.A.Foglietta
robang@libero.it
Forced by latest personal events: I am back to my quantum's mechanics studies,
S.Valentine Day came and I got the flu so I tough about some delicate facts of
life.
In particular I noticed that the two greatest principles knew in modern physic
as Murphy Law and Heisenberg Principle could be both applied to social human
behavior.
Briefly I will remember in few simple words the two principles for those who
forgot them or simple are not scientist.
Murphy Law:
if something could go wrong, it will
if something could go worse, it will go worst
Heisenberg Principle:
for every physical quantity exist another one for which it happens that, in a
precise instant of time, as better as I know the first as worse as I know the
second.
Applying these two laws to the physical quantities sex and position, a man
could always says:
if exist a woman who would have sex with me I do not know where she is
otherwise if I know where she is I cannot know if she would have sex with me
By the way, as everybody experienced, a man is always obliged to ask something
about sex. Once time the question is choose, if exist an answer, it could not
be completely satisfying because the Murphy Law.
Applying same two laws to the physical quantities sex and love, considering
the questioning issue, a man could always says:
I cannot remember if I offered her my love or sex but
I'm sure she would have the other one
and in the ideal case she would have both,
I'm sure I've offered her them in the wrong order!
Without any proof that sex could really happens but continuing to hope so, I
have investigated how it could happen without breaking S.Valentine's Theory.
The way out was found in the ability to transmit a message without modifying
it during the process of transmission.
Again the Murphy Law assures us that communication could not transfer 100% of
the original information; so misunderstanding it's possible! This is quite
amusing because considering misunderstanding probability rise as far as
language precision fall we have a rational explanation because:
mathematicians doesn't have sex, absolutely
physicians doesn't have sex usually
engineers have some difficulties in having sex
my neighbor seems having sex every day!
Finally, S.Valentine's Theory offers us a new point of view about stable
relationship as marriage:
a marriage is based on everyday misunderstanding between wife and her husband
but if one of the two starts understanding really the other he/she would ask
the divorce otherwise the most rational of two will die stressed by the effort
of the comprehension!
A recent statistic shows married men usually lives around five years less than
their wives.
Good S.Valentine's Day
to everybody!
R.A.F.
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