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S. Valentine's Theory
about men and women

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2003, R.A.Foglietta
robang@libero.it

 Forced by latest personal events: I am back to my quantum's mechanics studies,
S.Valentine Day came and I got the flu so I tough about some delicate facts of 
life.
 In particular I noticed that the two greatest principles knew in modern physic 
as Murphy Law and Heisenberg Principle could be both applied to social human 
behavior.
 Briefly I will remember in few simple words the two principles for those who 
forgot them or simple are not scientist.

 Murphy Law:
 if something could go wrong, it will
 if something could go worse, it will go worst

 Heisenberg Principle:
 for every physical quantity exist another one for which it happens that, in a
precise instant of time, as better as I know the first as worse as I know the 
second.

 Applying these two laws to the physical quantities sex and position, a man 
could always says:

 if exist a woman who would have sex with me I do not know where she is 
 otherwise if I know where she is I cannot know if she would have sex with me

 By the way, as everybody experienced, a man is always obliged to ask something
about sex. Once time the question is choose, if exist an answer, it could not 
be completely satisfying because the Murphy Law.

 Applying same two laws to the physical quantities sex and love, considering 
the questioning issue, a man could always says:

 I cannot remember if I offered her my love or sex but
 I'm sure she would have the other one 
 and in the ideal case she would have both,
 I'm sure I've offered her them in the wrong order!

 Without any proof that sex could really happens but continuing to hope so, I 
have investigated how it could happen without breaking S.Valentine's Theory. 
 The way out was found in the ability to transmit a message without modifying 
it during the process of transmission.
 Again the Murphy Law assures us that communication could not transfer 100% of 
the original information; so misunderstanding it's possible! This is quite 
amusing because considering misunderstanding probability rise as far as 
language precision fall we have a rational explanation because:

 mathematicians doesn't have sex, absolutely
 physicians doesn't have sex usually
 engineers have some difficulties in having sex
 my neighbor seems having sex every day!

 Finally, S.Valentine's Theory offers us a new point of view about stable 
relationship as marriage:

 a marriage is based on everyday misunderstanding between wife and her husband 
but if one of the two starts understanding really the other he/she would ask 
the divorce otherwise the most rational of two will die stressed by the effort
of the comprehension!
 A recent statistic shows married men usually lives around five years less than
their wives.

 Good S.Valentine's Day
 to everybody!
 R.A.F.

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