S. Valentine's Theory about men and women --------------------- 2003, R.A.Foglietta robang@libero.it Forced by latest personal events: I'm back to my quantum's mechanics studies, S.Valentine Day came and I got the flu, I tough about some delicate facts of life. In particular I noticed that the two greatest principles knew in modern phisic as Murphy Law and Heisenberg Principle could be applied to social human behavior. Briefly I will remember in few simple words the two principles for those who forgot them or simple aren't scientist. Murphy Law: if something could go wrong, it will if something could go worse, it will go worst Heisenberg Principle: for every physical quantity exist another one for which it happens that in a precise instant of time as better as I know the first as worse as I know the second. Applying these two laws to the physical quantities sex and position, a man could always says: if exist a woman who would have sex with me I don't know where she is otherwise if I know where she is I can't know if she would have sex with me By the way, everybody could interfere that a man is always obliged to ask something about sex. Once time the question is chose, if exist an answer it couldn't be completely satisfying, because the Murphy Law. Applying same two laws to the physical quantities sex and love, considering the questioning issue, a man could always says: I can't remember if I offered her my love or sex but I'm sure she would have the other one and in the ideal case she would have both, I'm sure I've offered her them in the wrong order! Without any proof that sex could really happens but continuing to hope so, I've investigated how it could happen without breaking S.Valentine's Theory. The weakness lay in the ability to transmit a message without modifying it during the process of transmission. Again the Murphy Law assures us that communication couldn't transfer 100% of the original information; so misunderstanding it's possible! This is quite amusing because considering that misunderstanding probability rise as far as language precision fall we have a rational explanation because: mathematicians doesn't have sex physicians doesn't quite have sex engineers have some difficulties in having sex my neighboor seems having sex every day! Finally, S.Valentine's Theory offers us a new point of view about stable relationship as marriage: a marriage is based on everyday misunderstanding between wife and husband so if one starts understanding the other he/she would ask the divorce otherwise the most rational of two will die stressed by comprehension tentative effort A recent statistic says married men usually lives around five years less than their wives. Good S.Valentine's Day to everybody! R.A.F. |